VOTING DAY CHANGE ALERT!! - ....And to my supporters: Your voting day has been changed to Wednesday, November 7th, 2012..
ENLIGHTENED DEMOCRATS - Know so much more than the rest of us...
LIBERALS - No wonder Aluminum foil is gettin so danged expensive!
THE SECURITY OF CLOWNS - Bozos abound in DC! Clown alert: Janet Napolitano says the "system worked"